The Mountain Goats – NO CHILDREN –

I hope that our few remaining friends
Give up on trying to save us
I hope we come up with a failsafe plot
to piss of the dumb few that forgave us
I hope the fences we mended
Fall down beneath their own weight
And I hope we hang on past the last exit
I hope it’s already too late
and I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here
Someday burns down
And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away
and I never come back to this town again
in my life
I hope I lie
and tell everyone you were a good wife
and I hope you die
I hope we both die
I hope I cut myself shaving tommorow
I hope it bleeds all day long
Our friends say it’s darkest befor the sun rises
We’re pretty sure they’re all wrong
I hope it stays dark forever
I hope the worst is’nt over
I hope you blink before I do
and I hope I never get sober
and I hope when you think of me years down the line
you can’t find one good thing to say
and I hope that if I found the strength to walk out
You’d stay the hell out of my way
I am drowning
there is no sign of land
your are coming down with me
Hand in unloveable hand
and I hope you die
I hope we both die

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHY CAN’T I BE YOU?

You’re so gorgeous I’ll do anything
I’ll kiss you from your feet
To where your head begins
You’re so perfect you’re so right as rain
You make me
Make me hungry again

Everything you do is irresistable
Everything you do is simply kissable
Why can’t I be you?

I’ll run around in circles
Til I run out of breath
I’ll eat you all up
Or I’ll just hug you to death
You’re so wonderful
Too good to be true
You make me
Make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply delicate
Everything you do is quite angelicate
Why can’t I be you?

You turn my head when you turn around
You turn the whole world upside down
I’m smitten I’m bitten I’m hooked I’m cooked
I’m stuck like glue
You make me
Make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply dreamy
Everything you do is quite delicious
Why can’t I be you?

 

WHY CAN’T I BE ME?

I try so hard to be just for you
Careful what I want to know and what I do
Make my second nature all you ever see
You’re sure it’s the only way to be

Never go too far or ever stay too late
Worry what I think about and what I say
Make this second nature all I ever show
You’re sure it’s the only one to know
You’re sure it’s the only way to go

But why can’t I
Why can’t I believe?
Believe
Why can’t I believe?

I don’t want to break it down with you
Wondering if I ever did and never who
Take my second nature all you ever need
You’re sure it’s the only way to feel

Always run it back before I really should
Thin-lipped sorry every time to make it good
Take this second nature, all I ever play
You’re sure it’s the only one to stay
You’re sure it’s the only way…

But why can’t I
Why can’t I
Why can’t I
Why can’t I
Why
Why
Why can’t I be me?
(Simply elegant…)

People who love Giraffes who love giraffes (A Nerdfighters transcript)

Good morning Hank it’s Thursday. Hank I can’t talk to you with both my mouth and my hair, so I’m going to talk to you with my hair. Hank as you can no doubt see the puff continuos to grow. I’d like to thank the Jetty for his enduring support of my hair. Although I have to tell you, I think I’m begining to lose the will. Enjoy the puff now, because the next time I see you, I think it’s gonna be gone.
In other news: Hank I really wanna do a question ‘Tuesday’ on Tuesday. But I don’t really have another thing I also want to talk today so instead I’m gonna include some out takes from last week’s question ‘Tuesday’. Nerd fighters in the next question ‘Tuesday’ I’m gonna try to break the world record for more questions answered in a four minute period. But I need your help! Leave the question in the comments and if I don’t answer them in the video, I’ll try and answer them in a gigantic blog post at the Ning.
And now the out takes:  “Take it away Me from two weeks ago!”
-Corn dog meets mint chocolate chip ice cream in a dark alley. Who wins?
-Oh. I’ll tell you who wins. Everybody. You fry up a corn dog, you stick it in some semi-melted mint chocolate chip ice cream, and you’ve got the greatest innovation in deliciuosnes since the deep fried Twinkee.
-What’s your favourite Graphic Novel of all time? 
-There’s a lot of great ones, but I’m going to go with Maus by Art Spielgerman.
-If you were going on a long trip to the Evil Baby Orphanage and could only take two cd’s with you, which would they be?
-“A love supreme”, by John Coltrane, and something by The Mountain Goats. Although honestly it wouldn’t matter, since Evil Babies is probably going to steal my cd’s.
-You get to have a one hour conversation with a Disney character. Who would it be?
-Probably Mickey. I’d like to ask him how it feels to be single headedly responsible for the death of reasonable American copyright law.
-What’s the most interesting nickname you’ve ever had?
-One time in highschool I made the mistake of saying that Christian Slater had never made a bad movie, and for a long time after that people called me KOFS.
-Why do you think that all the most viewed Vlog Brothers’ videos are made by Hank?
-I don’t know, probably because he’s funnier. Although in one case it seems to be almost entirely because the screen shot is of two giraffes having sex. I don’t know what that says about the YouTube community. I guess it just says that we’re people who love giraffes… who love giraffes!
-If you had to pick one pattern out of what all your clothes are made out of, what would it be?
-Definetely Argyle. Honestly, I don’t even understand the point of wearing sox unless they’re Argyles.
-What’s the most embarrassing song you know all the lyrics to?
-“When I’m not with you I lose my mind. Just give me a sign! Hit me baby, one more time!”
-If you had to vote for a Republican Presidential candidate, who would it be? 
-Definetely Abraham Lincoln. Oh, wait! Do you mean like a living Republican Presidential candidate? Well first off, I don’t vote for the party, I vote for the individual. And second off, I don’t wanna vote for any of those guys.
-Why wouldn’t you let Moureen Johnson who wrote his new book Paper Towns talk about Paper Towns?
-For the same reason I won’t let Hank talk about Paper Towns: It’s secret.
-A plane crashed and every single person on board was killed, but there were still survivers. How is that possible?
-Every ‘single’ person on board was killed, but many married people survived. Just one of the many benefits!
-Oh hey riddle I got one for you: What’s the only word in the english language that starts with PW?
-The Illiad or the Odyssey?
-The Odyssey.
-Has Helen Hunt seen the Helen Hunt song yet?
-No, keep fighting!
-How old is the Jetty?
-28
-Will we ever get to see the Jetty?
-I don’t know… maybe… if you have a lot of money and can afford to go on long expeditions to Nepal.
-Which one of the Presidential Candidates would you most wanna play Twister with?
-Mmm… that’s tough. I guess Mike Huckabee because, you know, he doesn’t look very flexible and so I think I have an advantage. I would wanna play Twister with Ron Paul, but the problem with that is that Ron Paul’s version of Twister only has yellow dots, because Ron Paul felt that it would offer more freedom of choice, and also it’d be less expensive if the game eliminated the red dots and the blue dots and the green dots, and also the spinner, and now Hank I will be attacked by Ron Paul’s millions. Don’t hate me guys! It was just a Twister joke…

Nerd fighters, as always, thanks for your questions. Puff levels, I’m gonna miss you buddy.

cuando llega la hora de dormir…

… cuando termina mi dia y mis ideas quieren seguir
… cuando siento temerosa que llega el momento de apagar la luz
y de enfrentarme con la inquisidora almohada
… cuando empiezo a padecer el insomnio de antemano
… cuando no termino si quiera de lidiar con el dia de hoy
y ya empiezo a abrumarme por el de maniana
… cuando pienso que nada va a poder conciliar mi suenio

una sola cosa me garantiza tener paz hasta maniana, de la mano de un suenio profundo

Gracias Sex and the City por tu vanalidad
tus coloridos paisajes
tus trillados personajes
tu perspicasia ocasional
tus dialogos faciles de memorizar
y estar siempre, siempre, disponible on-line

Adios Carrie! Hasta maniana Manolo! y Good Night New York!!!

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y tanta tonteria me hace achivarte un rato en el fondo de mi cabeza, a vos que te extranio tanto viejo! (la puta madre) se que lo aprobarias, siempre maquiavelico a la hora de que “tu chiquita” este bien…